Spread an e-coli scare through your next get-together. There's nothing like a steaming pile of fake poop to send men into disgusted hysterics and women screaming from the bathroom, wielding sanitizing spray and disinfectant like the finest of perfumes.

"Dump" this novelty poop on the seat of almost any toilet. With realistic composition and a frightening attention to detail, fake poop has never been more fun to play with. Although it is composed of rubber that is safe enough to carry in the palm of your hand or throw at the monkeys at the zoo, you'll be hard pressed to find anyone to come near it with a ten-foot pole.

This novelty poop gag will afford you the perfect opportunity to become the ultimate party pooper!